How Paranoid Are You?
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Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -1) Who rules America? A) White people. B) Christians. C) Jews. D) Aliens. E) Illuminati. F) All of the above. 2) When you see a news report, how much of it is real? A) It’s the gospel truth. B) Most of it is non-fiction. C) They fudge the details and hype up news, but it’s basically truthful on larger issues. D) Anything that benefits advertisers is faked. E) I don’t watch ZOG mind-control devices. 3) What is the real goal of government? A) Protect and serve. B) Profit from a good thing. C) Fleece the sheep. D) Mind implants. E) Sell us to aliens as sex slaves. 4) Why was America created? A) Good business opportunity. B) New space was needed. C) Opportunities for plunder. D) Unite the continents around the sign of the inverted pyramid. E) Future home of Illuminati, Inc. 5) How did GWB become president? A) The percentage of error for the election was larger than the number of votes which separated him from the competing candidate. B) Most people voted for Bush, and then the old boy network slammed it home with some careful lobbying. C) Votes $0.13 each. D) Clearly an old-boy network of east coast power and the CIA dating back to Prescott Bush was at work here, and favoritism prevailed. E) Bones men always come out on top. Thanks for participating. Please mail a stamped, fingerprinted, sealed envelope containing this survey to: PARANOIDS ANONYMOUS 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 00001
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1) Who rules America? 2) When you see a news report, how much of it is real? 3) What is the real goal of government? 4) Why was America created? 5) How did GWB become president? Thanks for participating. Please mail a stamped, fingerprinted, sealed envelope containing this survey to: PARANOIDS ANONYMOUS 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 00001
What about POLITICIANS ANONYMOUS ?!? "Endeavor to persevere"
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – 1) Who rules America? A) White people. B) Christians. C) Jews. D) Aliens. E) Illuminati. F) All of the above. 2) When you see a news report, how much of it is real? A) It’s the gospel truth. B) Most of it is non-fiction. C) They fudge the details and hype up news, but it’s basically truthful on larger issues. D) Anything that benefits advertisers is faked. E) I don’t watch ZOG mind-control devices. 3) What is the real goal of government? A) Protect and serve. B) Profit from a good thing. C) Fleece the sheep. D) Mind implants. E) Sell us to aliens as sex slaves. 4) Why was America created? A) Good business opportunity. B) New space was needed. C) Opportunities for plunder. D) Unite the continents around the sign of the inverted pyramid. E) Future home of Illuminati, Inc. 5) How did GWB become president? A) The percentage of error for the election was larger than the number of votes which separated him from the competing candidate. B) Most people voted for Bush, and then the old boy network slammed it home with some careful lobbying. C) Votes $0.13 each. D) Clearly an old-boy network of east coast power and the CIA dating back to Prescott Bush was at work here, and favoritism prevailed. E) Bones men always come out on top. Thanks for participating. Please mail a stamped, fingerprinted, sealed envelope containing this survey to: PARANOIDS ANONYMOUS 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 00001
I bet you’re with MJ12. Well, I know the Cheat Codes and I know how to stack my inventory. Just wait till I get to Area51! Truly, JC Denton, Ex-Unatco Agent P.S. Bob Page is stinky!
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1) Who rules America? A) White people. B) Christians. C) Jews. D) Aliens. E) Illuminati. F) All of the above. 2) When you see a news report, how much of it is real? A) It’s the gospel truth. B) Most of it is non-fiction. C) They fudge the details and hype up news, but it’s basically truthful on larger issues. D) Anything that benefits advertisers is faked. E) I don’t watch ZOG mind-control devices. 3) What is the real goal of government? A) Protect and serve. B) Profit from a good thing. C) Fleece the sheep. D) Mind implants. E) Sell us to aliens as sex slaves. 4) Why was America created? A) Good business opportunity. B) New space was needed. C) Opportunities for plunder. D) Unite the continents around the sign of the inverted pyramid. E) Future home of Illuminati, Inc. 5) How did GWB become president? A) The percentage of error for the election was larger than the number of votes which separated him from the competing candidate. B) Most people voted for Bush, and then the old boy network slammed it home with some careful lobbying. C) Votes $0.13 each. D) Clearly an old-boy network of east coast power and the CIA dating back to Prescott Bush was at work here, and favoritism prevailed. E) Bones men always come out on top. Thanks for participating. Please mail a stamped, fingerprinted, sealed envelope containing this survey to: PARANOIDS ANONYMOUS 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 00001
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