SANTA CLAUS HANGED IN AUSTRALIA
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Look, Anonymous, much as I resent my tax money being spent on giving nutters like yourself access to the internet from your padded cells, I wouldn’t mind so much if you used the resources we provide for actually improving your education and knowledge, rather than the idiotic blatherings that you see fit to continually post here. Stop posting your crap, which is of no interest to us here in this country where wife-beating is unacceptable, and try to recognise that your primitive eastern-european culture has no application to Australian society. Alternatively, p1$$-off back to your whichever eastern-european ****hole it is you came from and don’t come back.
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The prosecutor does not ask how the accused pleads, and cannot make orders against the accused.
In my case in 2001 my plead was the only question and interim order was immediatelly made by the prosecutor. Don’t know if this is still a practice there as I moved out from this cursed place called Canberra. Want prosecutor name? John George Lundy, Special Family Violence Prosecutor, ACT Magistrates Court. There were 6 acused and brought with me from the jail. All arrested one day before by the same 4 police officers, none asked any question or allowed any defence that morning and all were treated exactly the same: All finished in 10 minutes and all walked away with interim DVOs prevented to return home. Let’s calculate: 6 men times 5 working days in 52 weeks = 1560 violent abusers for the year 2001 just in Canberra. Canberra had 180,000 inhabitants that year and Australia about 18,000,000 so it is about 156,000 declared criminals and women abusers each year for Australia. Over last 20 years = 2,120,000 arrested and prosecuted women bashers in Australia ( more than 20% of male population). And you and others believe this? Every fifth man is violent abuser of women? If you deduct poofters, children etc. what is the number? If you deduct not arrested (Women Electoral Loby claim that only 5% cases are prosecuted) how much is that? Australia must have at least 40,000,000 violent abusers of women. WHERE ARE THEY? IN WHICH SECRET HOSPITALS ARE ALL BASHED WOMEN KEPT? Given the obvious lack of legal knowledge on the part of the author, I rather lost interest in the story about here. Still – send the script to Hollywood – they don’t usually worry about accuracy. Sylvia.
Having no legal knowledge is the virtue. All people with legal knowledge who practice such corruptred "knowledge" are bandits and criminals. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Santa Claus was found dead yesterday hanging on the Christmas tree in the front of the Parliament House in Canberra, Australia. He allegedly committed suicide. Recently, one Friday, Ms. Claus went to the local police station and complaint that her husband was abusing her by violently laughing (like Ho-HO-Ho instead of Ha-Ha-Ha), Policewomen in charge immediately arrested the abuser and put him in the jail to wait for police prosecutor’s return from weekend until Monday. There was no need to search for any evidence as everyone knows that all men are violent and abuse is defined in the law as anything man can do so why to search for evidence if everything done by men is legally domestic violence. Also, this was what she had to do as per Family Violence Intervention Program. On Monday morning, Santa was handcuffed, and after being strip searched and photographed, he sat in the front of Special Family Prosecutor on the local Magistrates Court. The Prosecutor hiding behind his glasses and under the wig, was not interested to hear what Santa had to say as he also know that all men are violent and arrest was enough good proof for that. He just asked with strong voice: "Guilty or not guilty". Santa answered: "Not guilty". Prosecutor issued interim Domestic Violence Order preventing Santa to go home and his workshop on the North Pole, to change his underpants or take anything from the home, and not contact anyone including all elves, children etc.. As Ms. Santa occasionally visited Santa’s workshop, prosecutor ordered that Santa can’t go back to North Pole at all and decided that hearing would be in 45 days. Santa was released on the street. He didn’t have any money or documents in his pocket because he was dragged to police padded wagon straight from his bed and police didn’t neither let him to dress properly nor to take anything from his home. He went to nearest park and sat on the bench. He was hungry and depressed, asking himself "who will finished the toys and check the list twice if I can’t do it any more". He slept few nights on the park bench as shelters only exist for Australian women, eat scraps from the rubbish bins as he was ashamed to show-up in some soup kitchen. His dignity put him in hiding. After 45 days, totally depressed and very slim, Santa appeared on the Magistrate Court hearing. The Magistrate was black-haired fat short women and immediately when he wanted to say something in his defence, she stop him. She was talking to him about woman rights and equality of man and woman. Strangely she didn’t said anything about men’s rights. Santa didn’t have a lawyer as a free Legal Aid is also only for women in Australia. Ms. Claus had a special family lawyer Mr. Nil Law supplied to her by the Legal Aid for free as she never worked in her life and had no income. She was actually claiming single parent pension from Contralink on the basis that Santa left home one Christmas night so they are separated. Two dwarfs were her witnesses at Contralink, they also witnessed to each other and also obtained pensions for themselves, as this was all what was needed. Of course, Contralink do not check if people are actually married and live together as they duty is to always protect woman wearing pink. This is politically correct. Ms.Claus didn’t tell to Santa that she is receiving pension and other benefits for single mother as Santa will probably told her that this is wrong. Instead she wisely choose to spend money on herself and have a love affair with the Red Nose reindeer but accepting free accommodation, food, cloths, overseas trips, credit cards, new car and other things provided by Santa, wisely keeping quiet and pretending that all is normal while Santa was to busy to notice the laugh under the red nose of the Red Nose reindeer. Magistrate, just partially interested, listen this sad Santa story before stoping him and just said: "Women are free today. You have no right to prevent them from enjoying life and they have right to love whoever they want". Santa told: "But we were married for so many years and I put all my income and work and free time in my family.I never cheat or abuse her. Magistrate said: "you wouldn’t be arrested if you were innocent. You can be charged for offending police and Government". Santa said: "Marriage is like a long life contract and I did my share and always paid all bills, provided home and income. It is defined in the Australian marriage act as relationship for life with exclusion of all others, even police, courts and even reindeers. There must be some obligation for wife to contribute to the family and not sleep with the reindeer". Magistrate said : "No. There is no any. You live in the past." Magistrate made domestic violence order final and extended it for further 24 months. Santa realised that he has no home and family any more. Magistrate also established few new Restraining Orders preventing Santa to disturb the Red Nose Reindeer and his friends. There was no need for restraining the reindeer as his wife didn’t know for love affair so why to bother. Magistrate also issued more Restraining Orders for various people who were friends of Ms. Claus and reindeer as "there was a danger that Santa can harm them as he is violent man and now has a criminal record for the next 10 years" she said. Reindeer and his false witnesses were laughing in the background. As Ms. Claus was on Contralink and Child Support Agency counted as a "single mother" for years, she immediately downloaded Divorce Kit from the Family Court website and requested divorce. Child Support Agency sent a letter to Santa ordering him to pay to Ms.Claus $3,500 each month for their 3 children. He said that he never knew about child support as his wife was destroying all letters previously sent and now he is unemployed and can’t pay this. Child Support Agency said that he had good income last year and this year income does not count. On Family Court divorce hearing, Ms.Santa got home and workshop on the North Pole, Santa’s superannuation and all family assets as "this is in the best interest of children who will stay with her". Judge also awarded to her jingle-bells, snowslide, all undelivered toys and maintenance of $4,500 paid monthly. Santa complained that he is now unemployed and can’t pay this and toys belongs to children, but judge and Ms.Claus barrister were just laughing as they knew they did an excellent job totally complying with the Australian law. Santa first claimed that he still love Ms.Claus and that he didn’t had any possibility for reconciliation as all restraining orders are still valid but that was ignored. He was also charged with contempt of Court crime as he claimed that all this is "a legal farce" and "there is no justice on the Australian courts".. Santa went out very sad and very disappointed and hang himself on the Christmas tree as he has no any purpose for living any more. He was prevented to contact his children, he lost everything and he was not able to defend himself and his marriage. Police Commissioner told to media that there is no any suspicious events in connection with this case and this is private matter and police has no jurisdiction to be involved except in just arrest as they have to protect women from domestic violence. But, it is in public interest that from today laughing Ho-Ho-Ho is forbidden and declared as a terrorism. All Australians accept this with comment :" Santa got what he deserved! Most of us never
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – repost from soc.culture.australia. Santa Claus was found dead yesterday hanging on the Christmas tree in the front of the Parliament House in Canberra, Australia. He allegedly committed suicide. Recently, one Friday, Ms. Claus went to the local police station and complaint that her husband was abusing her by violently laughing (like Ho-HO-Ho instead of Ha-Ha-Ha), Policewomen in charge immediately arrested the abuser and put him in the jail to wait for police prosecutor’s return from weekend until Monday. There was no need to search for any evidence as everyone knows that all men are violent and abuse is defined in the law as anything man can do so why to search for evidence if everything done by men is legally domestic violence. Also, this was what she had to do as per Family Violence Intervention Program. On Monday morning, Santa was handcuffed, and after being strip searched and photographed, he sat in the front of Special Family Prosecutor on the local Magistrates Court. The Prosecutor hiding behind his glasses and under the wig, was not interested to hear what Santa had to say as he also know that all men are violent and arrest was enough good proof for that. He just asked with strong voice: "Guilty or not guilty". Santa answered: "Not guilty". Prosecutor issued interim Domestic Violence Order preventing Santa to go home and his workshop on the North Pole, to change his underpants or take anything from the home, and not contact anyone including all elves, children etc.. As Ms. Santa occasionally visited Santa’s workshop, prosecutor ordered that Santa can’t go back to North Pole at all and decided that hearing would be in 45 days. Santa was released on the street. He didn’t have any money or documents in his pocket because he was dragged to police padded wagon straight from his bed and police didn’t neither let him to dress properly nor to take anything from his home. He went to nearest park and sat on the bench. He was hungry and depressed, asking himself "who will finished the toys and check the list twice if I can’t do it any more". He slept few nights on the park bench as shelters only exist for Australian women, eat scraps from the rubbish bins as he was ashamed to show-up in some soup kitchen. His dignity put him in hiding. After 45 days, totally depressed and very slim, Santa appeared on the Magistrate Court hearing. The Magistrate was black-haired fat short women and immediately when he wanted to say something in his defence, she stop him. She was talking to him about woman rights and equality of man and woman. Strangely she didn’t said anything about men’s rights. Santa didn’t have a lawyer as a free Legal Aid is also only for women in Australia. Ms. Claus had a special family lawyer Mr. Nil Law supplied to her by the Legal Aid for free as she never worked in her life and had no income. She was actually claiming single parent pension from Contralink on the basis that Santa left home one Christmas night so they are separated. Two dwarfs were her witnesses at Contralink, they also witnessed to each other and also obtained pensions for themselves, as this was all what was needed. Of course, Contralink do not check if people are actually married and live together as they duty is to always protect woman wearing pink. This is politically correct. Ms.Claus didn’t tell to Santa that she is receiving pension and other benefits for single mother as Santa will probably told her that this is wrong. Instead she wisely choose to spend money on herself and have a love affair with the Red Nose reindeer but accepting free accommodation, food, cloths, overseas trips, credit cards, new car and other things provided by Santa, wisely keeping quiet and pretending that all is normal while Santa was to busy to notice the laugh under the red nose of the Red Nose reindeer. Magistrate, just partially interested, listen this sad Santa story before stoping him and just said: "Women are free today. You have no right to prevent them from enjoying life and they have right to love whoever they want". Santa told: "But we were married for so many years and I put all my income and work and free time in my family.I never cheat or abuse her. Magistrate said: "you wouldn’t be arrested if you were innocent. You can be charged for offending police and Government". Santa said: "Marriage is like a long life contract and I did my share and always paid all bills, provided home and income. It is defined in the Australian marriage act as relationship for life with exclusion of all others, even police, courts and even reindeers. There must be some obligation for wife to contribute to the family and not sleep with the reindeer". Magistrate said : "No. There is no any. You live in the past." Magistrate made domestic violence order final and extended it for further 24 months. Santa realised that he has no home and family any more. Magistrate also established few new Restraining Orders preventing Santa to disturb the Red Nose Reindeer and his friends. There was no need for restraining the reindeer as his wife didn’t know for love affair so why to bother. Magistrate also issued more Restraining Orders for various people who were friends of Ms. Claus and reindeer as "there was a danger that Santa can harm them as he is violent man and now has a criminal record for the next 10 years" she said. Reindeer and his false witnesses were laughing in the background. As Ms. Claus was on Contralink and Child Support Agency counted as a "single mother" for years, she immediately downloaded Divorce Kit from the Family Court website and requested divorce. Child Support Agency sent a letter to Santa ordering him to pay to Ms.Claus $3,500 each month for their 3 children. He said that he never knew about child support as his wife was destroying all letters previously sent and now he is unemployed and can’t pay this. Child Support Agency said that he had good income last year and this year income does not count. On Family Court divorce hearing, Ms.Santa got home and workshop on the North Pole, Santa’s superannuation and all family assets as "this is in the best interest of children who will stay with her". Judge also awarded to her jingle-bells, snowslide, all undelivered toys and maintenance of $4,500 paid monthly. Santa complained that he is now unemployed and can’t pay this and toys belongs to children, but judge and Ms.Claus barrister were just laughing as they knew they did an excellent job totally complying with the Australian law. Santa first claimed that he still love Ms.Claus and that he didn’t had any possibility for reconciliation as all restraining orders are still valid but that was ignored. He was also charged with contempt of Court crime as he claimed that all this is "a legal farce" and "there is no justice on the Australian courts".. Santa went out very sad and very disappointed and hang himself on the Christmas tree as he has no any purpose for living any more. He was prevented to contact his children, he lost everything and he was not able to defend himself and his marriage. Police Commissioner told to media that there is no any suspicious events in connection with this case and this is private matter and police has no jurisdiction to be involved except in just arrest as they have to protect women from domestic violence. But, it is in public interest that from today laughing Ho-Ho-Ho is forbidden and declared as a terrorism. All Australians accept this with comment :" Santa got what he deserved! Most of us never believed in him anyway". Nobody except few children believed that Santa was ever good, hard working father and husband. In the Australian Parliament, members of the Lie-beral Party and Liquor Party said that Santa case is a proof that we need the war on terrorism and Prime Minister declared that ASUO told him there is evidence that Santa delivered Christmas gift to terrorist Osaka Bin Laughing while he was child so he conspired for long time with Al Quadra, which is well known terrorist organisation because other President of other state told him that. Anyway, if Santa is still alive, he would be detained in Qantasnamo Bay without any help from his Government. Santa was also laughing Ho-Ho-Ho instead of Ha-Ha-Ha and this is politically incorrect and not appropriate, very violent and abusive as one woman already complained about that. Someone added that "Santa also didn’t shave and usually very violently wear red dress and his poor wife should now get all support after surviving her tragic suffering and abuse of laughing and Santa’s red dress for many years. So everyone was on Square. Before hanging himself, Santa wrote a letter to Attorney General Mr Rudnick and Minister for family Kway Pietherson. Both of them politely replied that they have no jurisdiction and everything is according to law. Santa wrote again to Mr.Rudnick but letter was returned with the note at the top that "they can’t deal with this case as it was send on wrong address and was not received" Same happened when he complained to Ombudsman, Human Rights Commission and his Local Member for the North Pole. Contralink National Manager even told to his local Member for the North Pole that Santa is crazy, he live in the jail and not on the North Pole at all and he was never married to Ms.Claus they just have same surname. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS IF YOU CAN AS SANTA CLAUS IS NO MORE
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