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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > REUTER–6 May, 1999 > > BREAKTHROUGH IN GENETIC ENGINEERING > > For years, scientists have been studying extra chromosone abnormalities > > which cause permanent mental and physical retardation such as Down’s > > Syndrome and Turner’s Syndrome. At the A.T. Institute, however, they have > > not been trying to answer the question "Why are there retards?", but > > instead, the much older question of "Why can’t tards be good-looking?" > > According to Dr. Jeff Smith, "We’ve long looked for a solution to the > > problem of perfectly good tards being useless as fucktoys due to their > > mongoloid appearance. We believe we’ve just found the answer." The > > scientists have developed a new genetic strain, which when introduced into > > a developing human zygote, attaches itself to the X and (if present) Y > > chromosones, adding an additional chromosone (T). The genetic material was > > designed using techniques similar to those used in creating computer search > > engines and viruses.  The new genes search out undesirable physical traits > > and forcibly change them to desirable ones. > > "We see a future where everyone can own a beautiful, ignorant retard > > fucktoy, which we believe will solve many of the world’s problems," said > > Smith. > > — > > REUTER–12 November, 2004 > > HIGH COURT APPROVES FUCKTARDS > > The Supreme Court today ruled that A.T. Marketing may continue with its > > plans to sell Fucktards(tm). The controversial ruling came after human > > rights organizations argued that it amounted to slavery. After prolonoged > > sessions studying the beautiful yet moronic Fucktards(tm), the Court voted > > 12-0 that the Constitution does not extend freedoms to the genetically > > engineered creations of the A.T. Institute. In an opinion written by > > Justice Suter, "The addition of two chromosomes to the human gene structure > > differentiates these beautiful, delicious creatures from humans. They are > > therefore a different species and not suject to the protections of the > > Constitution." Privately, the Justice admitted he plans on buying one as > > soon as they are available. > > In related news, the Pope also reversed his previous stance against > > Fucktards(tm). After a long meeting with A.T. Marketing representatives, > > the Pope announced that buying or copulating with a Fucktard was not a sin. "He > > did ask that we call them copulatards instead of Fucktards, but I think > > he’s happy with the one we gave him, no matter what it’s called", said A.T. > > Marketing Manager, Dan Contreni. > > Fucktards is the copyright name for A.T. Marketing’s genetically engineered > > homo-sapiens-brinkleys. The creatures appear human, although genetic > > engineering has rendered them with perfect bodies. The males are all well > > hung and buff, while the females are thin, tight and angelic. Reportedly, > > they are excellent at repetitive tasks and give great blowjobs. > > — > > AP Newswire, Jan. 6, 2006 > > FUCKTARD PLAN GOES AWRY > > "It seemed like a good idea at the time," is all that entrepreneur Josh > > Shore can say about his failed idea to use A.T. Inc.’s "Fucktards" as > > factory workers. "I taught them to do the repetitive assembly line > > manufacturing and they were pretty good at it," he says. That all ended > > when the human supervisors started having sex with the line workers, who soon > > started having sex with eachother. "My entire factory became a huge > > Fucktard orgy," says Shore. > > It’s not all bad news, however. While his manufacturing plant may not be > > working as planned, he unwittingly started a Fucktard manufacturing plant, > > and is finalizing negotiations for a licencing agreement with A.T. > > Industries. > > Two new developments in the Fucktard saga have come to light. First, that > > Fucktards can have children, both with regular humans and with other > > Fucktards. Second, that Fucktards have an approximate life span of 12 > > years. > > Their developmental stage lasts 9 months, in which they grow from infant to > > approximatly the size of a 12 year-old human. Their ‘puberty’ stage lasts > > 4-8 months, as they age from 12 years to the equivalent of a 19-year old > > human. In the next approximately 10 years, they age as a human 19 year old > > would, usually dying around the equivalent age of 29. > > When asked about these interesting traits of the Fucktards, Anne Threshton, > > development manager for A.T. Idustries said, "We built that in. Who wants > > to take care of a geriatric retard?" > > – > > (excerpts from the letters to the editor page, Washington Post, April 8, 2011) > > Fucktards: the Answer? > > Dear Editor, > > In the past few years, we have experienced unprecedented "good news", both > > domestically and abroad. With all the politicians claiming credit for the > > International EOWT (End of War Treaty), the extreme declines in drug use > > and abuse, the financial boom of the last 5 years which has no end in site, and > > the dissolution of hundreds of extremist organizations from the Aryan > > Nation to PETA, I’m surprised that nobody has realized the underlying theme: All > > of these events have occurred since the introduction of Fucktards(tm), and all > > of the people involved at high levels causing these problems really needed > > to get laid. Fucktards has solved this problem and is the cause of the new > > Renaissance in art, music and architechture that we’re experiencing. This > > is the beginning of a new Utopia. > > Ted Metzler > > V.P. Product Testing > > A.T. Industries Inc. > > — > > Journal entry, June 24, 2096 > > God it was a great idea. > > Permanently young, permanently beautiful, endless supply. The only problem > > was that people stopped having sex with eachother. Why bother trying to > > chat up someone who was intelligent and might offer rejection when you could go > > finance a brand new fucktard? I got a Fucktard for my 16th birthday. Women > > secretly bought a fucktard, keeping him at their girlfriends’ apartments. > > Marriages dissolved. Meanwhile the Fucktards proliferated in huge numbers. > > People set 2 month old fucktards out into the wild when they couldn’t > > afford the incredible amounts of food it takes to grow a fucktard to adulthood. > > Roving bands of fucktards trapped innocent bystanders, stealing food and > > giving great oral sex. Nobody complained, because everything was going > > great. War was pointless, the economy was driven by Fucktard purchases, > > which were at all time highs, until it was discovered that human birth > > rates had dropped by 99%.  We were all too busy fucking our brains out to even > > care though. There were lots of babys around, baby fucktards that is, which > > quickly grew into devastatingly beatutiful lovetoys. > > Now, I don’t even know where to find another human, I’m 86 years old and > > still very sexually active, but all I see are young beautiful morons. If I > > can find a woman who can still have children (children parented by at least > > one fucktard are always fucktards due to the virulent nature of their > > genes), maybe we can start again. Otherwise, the fucktards will take over > > the planet. For the human race, > > Geoff Miller III > > — > > "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  This is only a test. > > Had this been an actual emergency, you’d be writhing on the ground in > > unspeakable agony, bleeding from every orifice, with your blackened skin > > falling away in ragged strips."

very very funny,lighten up all.

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REUTER–6 May, 1999 BREAKTHROUGH IN GENETIC ENGINEERING For years, scientists have been studying extra chromosone abnormalities which cause permanent mental and physical retardation such as Down’s Syndrome and Turner’s Syndrome. At the A.T. Institute, however, they have not been trying to answer the question "Why are there retards?", but instead, the much older question of "Why can’t tards be good-looking?" According to Dr. Jeff Smith, "We’ve long looked for a solution to the problem of perfectly good tards being useless as fucktoys due to their mongoloid appearance. We believe we’ve just found the answer." The scientists have developed a new genetic strain, which when introduced into a developing human zygote, attaches itself to the X and (if present) Y chromosones, adding an additional chromosone (T). The genetic material was designed using techniques similar to those used in creating computer search engines and viruses.  The new genes search out undesirable physical traits and forcibly change them to desirable ones. "We see a future where everyone can own a beautiful, ignorant retard fucktoy, which we believe will solve many of the world’s problems," said Smith. — REUTER–12 November, 2004 HIGH COURT APPROVES FUCKTARDS The Supreme Court today ruled that A.T. Marketing may continue with its plans to sell Fucktards(tm). The controversial ruling came after human rights organizations argued that it amounted to slavery. After prolonoged sessions studying the beautiful yet moronic Fucktards(tm), the Court voted 12-0 that the Constitution does not extend freedoms to the genetically engineered creations of the A.T. Institute. In an opinion written by Justice Suter, "The addition of two chromosomes to the human gene structure differentiates these beautiful, delicious creatures from humans. They are therefore a different species and not suject to the protections of the Constitution." Privately, the Justice admitted he plans on buying one as soon as they are available. In related news, the Pope also reversed his previous stance against Fucktards(tm). After a long meeting with A.T. Marketing representatives, the Pope announced that buying or copulating with a Fucktard was not a sin. "He did ask that we call them copulatards instead of Fucktards, but I think he’s happy with the one we gave him, no matter what it’s called", said A.T. Marketing Manager, Dan Contreni. Fucktards is the copyright name for A.T. Marketing’s genetically engineered homo-sapiens-brinkleys. The creatures appear human, although genetic engineering has rendered them with perfect bodies. The males are all well hung and buff, while the females are thin, tight and angelic. Reportedly, they are excellent at repetitive tasks and give great blowjobs. — AP Newswire, Jan. 6, 2006 FUCKTARD PLAN GOES AWRY "It seemed like a good idea at the time," is all that entrepreneur Josh Shore can say about his failed idea to use A.T. Inc.’s "Fucktards" as factory workers. "I taught them to do the repetitive assembly line manufacturing and they were pretty good at it," he says. That all ended when the human supervisors started having sex with the line workers, who soon started having sex with eachother. "My entire factory became a huge Fucktard orgy," says Shore. It’s not all bad news, however. While his manufacturing plant may not be working as planned, he unwittingly started a Fucktard manufacturing plant, and is finalizing negotiations for a licencing agreement with A.T. Industries. Two new developments in the Fucktard saga have come to light. First, that Fucktards can have children, both with regular humans and with other Fucktards. Second, that Fucktards have an approximate life span of 12 years. Their developmental stage lasts 9 months, in which they grow from infant to approximatly the size of a 12 year-old human. Their ‘puberty’ stage lasts 4-8 months, as they age from 12 years to the equivalent of a 19-year old human. In the next approximately 10 years, they age as a human 19 year old would, usually dying around the equivalent age of 29. When asked about these interesting traits of the Fucktards, Anne Threshton, development manager for A.T. Idustries said, "We built that in. Who wants to take care of a geriatric retard?" – (excerpts from the letters to the editor page, Washington Post, April 8, 2011) Fucktards: the Answer? Dear Editor, In the past few years, we have experienced unprecedented "good news", both domestically and abroad. With all the politicians claiming credit for the International EOWT (End of War Treaty), the extreme declines in drug use and abuse, the financial boom of the last 5 years which has no end in site, and the dissolution of hundreds of extremist organizations from the Aryan Nation to PETA, I’m surprised that nobody has realized the underlying theme: All of these events have occurred since the introduction of Fucktards(tm), and all of the people involved at high levels causing these problems really needed to get laid. Fucktards has solved this problem and is the cause of the new Renaissance in art, music and architechture that we’re experiencing. This is the beginning of a new Utopia. Ted Metzler V.P. Product Testing A.T. Industries Inc. — Journal entry, June 24, 2096 God it was a great idea. Permanently young, permanently beautiful, endless supply. The only problem was that people stopped having sex with eachother. Why bother trying to chat up someone who was intelligent and might offer rejection when you could go finance a brand new fucktard? I got a Fucktard for my 16th birthday. Women secretly bought a fucktard, keeping him at their girlfriends’ apartments. Marriages dissolved. Meanwhile the Fucktards proliferated in huge numbers. People set 2 month old fucktards out into the wild when they couldn’t afford the incredible amounts of food it takes to grow a fucktard to adulthood. Roving bands of fucktards trapped innocent bystanders, stealing food and giving great oral sex. Nobody complained, because everything was going great. War was pointless, the economy was driven by Fucktard purchases, which were at all time highs, until it was discovered that human birth rates had dropped by 99%.  We were all too busy fucking our brains out to even care though. There were lots of babys around, baby fucktards that is, which quickly grew into devastatingly beatutiful lovetoys. Now, I don’t even know where to find another human, I’m 86 years old and still very sexually active, but all I see are young beautiful morons. If I can find a woman who can still have children (children parented by at least one fucktard are always fucktards due to the virulent nature of their genes), maybe we can start again. Otherwise, the fucktards will take over the planet. For the human race, Geoff Miller III — "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  This is only a test.   Had this been an actual emergency, you’d be writhing on the ground in     unspeakable agony, bleeding from every orifice, with your blackened skin   falling away in ragged strips."                                          

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do…@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mike Weber) wrote: >REUTER–6 May, 1999 >BREAKTHROUGH IN GENETIC ENGINEERING

(big snip) Get a life! -blazo

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Mike Weber wrote: > REUTER–6 May, 1999 > BREAKTHROUGH IN GENETIC ENGINEERING > For years, scientists have been studying extra chromosone abnormalities > which cause permanent mental and physical retardation such as Down’s > Syndrome and Turner’s Syndrome. At the A.T. Institute, however, they have > not been trying to answer the question "Why are there retards?", but > instead, the much older question of "Why can’t tards be good-looking?" > According to Dr. Jeff Smith, "We’ve long looked for a solution to the > problem of perfectly good tards being useless as fucktoys due to their > mongoloid appearance. We believe we’ve just found the answer." The > scientists have developed a new genetic strain, which when introduced into > a developing human zygote, attaches itself to the X and (if present) Y > chromosones, adding an additional chromosone (T). The genetic material was > designed using techniques similar to those used in creating computer search > engines and viruses.  The new genes search out undesirable physical traits > and forcibly change them to desirable ones. > "We see a future where everyone can own a beautiful, ignorant retard > fucktoy, which we believe will solve many of the world’s problems," said > Smith. > — > REUTER–12 November, 2004 > HIGH COURT APPROVES FUCKTARDS > The Supreme Court today ruled that A.T. Marketing may continue with its > plans to sell Fucktards(tm). The controversial ruling came after human > rights organizations argued that it amounted to slavery. After prolonoged > sessions studying the beautiful yet moronic Fucktards(tm), the Court voted > 12-0 that the Constitution does not extend freedoms to the genetically > engineered creations of the A.T. Institute. In an opinion written by > Justice Suter, "The addition of two chromosomes to the human gene structure > differentiates these beautiful, delicious creatures from humans. They are > therefore a different species and not suject to the protections of the > Constitution." Privately, the Justice admitted he plans on buying one as > soon as they are available. > In related news, the Pope also reversed his previous stance against > Fucktards(tm). After a long meeting with A.T. Marketing representatives, > the Pope announced that buying or copulating with a Fucktard was not a sin. "He > did ask that we call them copulatards instead of Fucktards, but I think > he’s happy with the one we gave him, no matter what it’s called", said A.T. > Marketing Manager, Dan Contreni. > Fucktards is the copyright name for A.T. Marketing’s genetically engineered > homo-sapiens-brinkleys. The creatures appear human, although genetic > engineering has rendered them with perfect bodies. The males are all well > hung and buff, while the females are thin, tight and angelic. Reportedly, > they are excellent at repetitive tasks and give great blowjobs. > — > AP Newswire, Jan. 6, 2006 > FUCKTARD PLAN GOES AWRY > "It seemed like a good idea at the time," is all that entrepreneur Josh > Shore can say about his failed idea to use A.T. Inc.’s "Fucktards" as > factory workers. "I taught them to do the repetitive assembly line > manufacturing and they were pretty good at it," he says. That all ended > when the human supervisors started having sex with the line workers, who soon > started having sex with eachother. "My entire factory became a huge > Fucktard orgy," says Shore. > It’s not all bad news, however. While his manufacturing plant may not be > working as planned, he unwittingly started a Fucktard manufacturing plant, > and is finalizing negotiations for a licencing agreement with A.T. > Industries. > Two new developments in the Fucktard saga have come to light. First, that > Fucktards can have children, both with regular humans and with other > Fucktards. Second, that Fucktards have an approximate life span of 12 > years. > Their developmental stage lasts 9 months, in which they grow from infant to > approximatly the size of a 12 year-old human. Their ‘puberty’ stage lasts > 4-8 months, as they age from 12 years to the equivalent of a 19-year old > human. In the next approximately 10 years, they age as a human 19 year old > would, usually dying around the equivalent age of 29. > When asked about these interesting traits of the Fucktards, Anne Threshton, > development manager for A.T. Idustries said, "We built that in. Who wants > to take care of a geriatric retard?" > – > (excerpts from the letters to the editor page, Washington Post, April 8, 2011) > Fucktards: the Answer? > Dear Editor, > In the past few years, we have experienced unprecedented "good news", both > domestically and abroad. With all the politicians claiming credit for the > International EOWT (End of War Treaty), the extreme declines in drug use > and abuse, the financial boom of the last 5 years which has no end in site, and > the dissolution of hundreds of extremist organizations from the Aryan > Nation to PETA, I’m surprised that nobody has realized the underlying theme: All > of these events have occurred since the introduction of Fucktards(tm), and all > of the people involved at high levels causing these problems really needed > to get laid. Fucktards has solved this problem and is the cause of the new > Renaissance in art, music and architechture that we’re experiencing. This > is the beginning of a new Utopia. > Ted Metzler > V.P. Product Testing > A.T. Industries Inc. > — > Journal entry, June 24, 2096 > God it was a great idea. > Permanently young, permanently beautiful, endless supply. The only problem > was that people stopped having sex with eachother. Why bother trying to > chat up someone who was intelligent and might offer rejection when you could go > finance a brand new fucktard? I got a Fucktard for my 16th birthday. Women > secretly bought a fucktard, keeping him at their girlfriends’ apartments. > Marriages dissolved. Meanwhile the Fucktards proliferated in huge numbers. > People set 2 month old fucktards out into the wild when they couldn’t > afford the incredible amounts of food it takes to grow a fucktard to adulthood. > Roving bands of fucktards trapped innocent bystanders, stealing food and > giving great oral sex. Nobody complained, because everything was going > great. War was pointless, the economy was driven by Fucktard purchases, > which were at all time highs, until it was discovered that human birth > rates had dropped by 99%.  We were all too busy fucking our brains out to even > care though. There were lots of babys around, baby fucktards that is, which > quickly grew into devastatingly beatutiful lovetoys. > Now, I don’t even know where to find another human, I’m 86 years old and > still very sexually active, but all I see are young beautiful morons. If I > can find a woman who can still have children (children parented by at least > one fucktard are always fucktards due to the virulent nature of their > genes), maybe we can start again. Otherwise, the fucktards will take over > the planet. For the human race, > Geoff Miller III > — > "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  This is only a test. > Had this been an actual emergency, you’d be writhing on the ground in > unspeakable agony, bleeding from every orifice, with your blackened skin > falling away in ragged strips."

Just go away.

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