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ASD Ladies Caught Up In Scandal ?

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So you were doing Clinton BEFORE he got to the White House?? Was he two timing on Paula with you?

: : Ladies???? What’s with this Ladies only business??? : : PaulN (frozen north) : : OH MY GOSH! PAUL!!!!! : Did you have sex with Clinton too????? : : Mary Beth, running to write an addition to her next gossip page…. : I would like to say at this time that I have never been in the White : House. Never. Not once. Not ever. However I would like to express my : appreciation to Mary Beth for the large retainer to the book rights : regarding this incident which never occurred. Not once. No. Not ever. : However I have yet to receive a suitable subpoena and plea bargain. My : heart, wallet and witness protection program remain open. : PaulN (frozen north) —                          (‘ _  * | _|                          ,)(/|)|(|(/|^|                             ~|     ~    

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Ladies???? What’s with this Ladies only business??? PaulN (frozen north) OH MY GOSH! PAUL!!!!! Did you have sex with Clinton too????? Mary Beth, running to write an addition to her next gossip page….

I would like to say at this time that I have never been in the White House. Never. Not once. Not ever. However I would like to express my appreciation to Mary Beth for the large retainer to the book rights regarding this incident which never occurred. Not once. No. Not ever. However I have yet to receive a suitable subpoena and plea bargain. My heart, wallet and witness protection program remain open. PaulN (frozen north)

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I must have passed someone in the hall while I was visiting the Mrs… ;-o Sonia – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton?

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Ladies???? What’s with this Ladies only business??? PaulN (frozen north)

OH MY GOSH! PAUL!!!!! Did you have sex with Clinton too????? Mary Beth, running to write an addition to her next gossip page….

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Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton?

So, how much money could I make by pretending I had?????? Megan Contemplating clearing that student loan!

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does cyber sex count as adultery? Hey, if oral sex doesn’t…

Oral sex?  Is that where you just talk about it? Bluebird, ducking and running

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 Ladies???? What’s with this Ladies only business???

Gosh, Paul, if I’d only known… I’d have flirted you earlier. Want to meet in my office this evening? (Just tell the bodyguards on duty that you’re delivering ice.) Stuck

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 Excuse me?  On ADs?  Sure.

Sorry, but this isn’t about YOUR satisfaction. Only dental work-in-progress (or morals) can excuse you. Stuck with no excuse

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Ladies???? What’s with this Ladies only business??? PaulN (frozen north)

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I am now OFFICIALLY changing my story. (Hey they do it all the time!). I want you American people to listen, and listen real close. The President NEVER had any sexual relationship with me. Never. Of course, I had sexual relations with him. <Grin Mary Beth

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Hexe, you make me laugh my head off… Thanks, you sweet witch… Timmy

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton? ince the special prosecutor is obviously much too busy to scan this newsgroup, fear of subpoenas is no excuse not to answer. Patricia covers her facew with her hands and blushes… and decides to take the Fifth,, Oh, wait a minute! Can aliens plead the Fifth?? <g Patricia

Yes, Patricia, noncitizens of the United States are afforded Fifth Amendment rights.  Any person can plead the Fifth.  Oh, wait, you are an alien person, aren’t you? Mira

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The Attorney-General? Did you have an alligator to make a threesome?<BR

OUCH!

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 Guilty–me and the prez, the veep, the attorney general…

The Attorney-General? Did you have an alligator to make a threesome? Stuck wanting more details

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does cyber sex count as adultery? echo

Hey, if oral sex doesn’t… — tonite, on a very special lisa

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Guilty–me and the prez, the veep, the attorney general…Oops! There goes my ordination! — tonite, on a very special lisa

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I wish . . . Somedays you’re the pigeon, somedays you’re the statue. Lynn from North Dakota

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Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton? ince the special prosecutor is obviously much too busy to scan this newsgroup, fear of subpoenas is no excuse not to answer.

Patricia covers her facew with her hands and blushes… and decides to take the Fifth,, Oh, wait a minute! Can aliens plead the Fifth?? <g Patricia

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Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton?

Damint Stuck!  I have enough shit going on in my f’d up life right now and you just had to bring this up. Alright, alright, I admit it!   Now I am going to have to deal with all that publicity and sh*t! Not to mention the trips to DC…..jeez-o-peez…this is too much for one woman to deal with. Nik "I want to believe"……The X-Files

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eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Michelle

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Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton? Since the special prosecutor is obviously much too busy to scan this newsgroup, fear of subpoenas is no excuse not to answer. As long as you’re keeping us up with the news, tell us, what’s Bill *** really *** like? Stuck

He took me to the "Oral Office" we had sex but he didn’t cum and we let the whole village watch. Mary Beth

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Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton? Since the special prosecutor is obviously much too busy to scan this newsgroup, fear of subpoenas is no excuse not to answer. As long as you’re keeping us up with the news, tell us, what’s Bill *** really *** like? Stuck

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Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with

President Clinton? Used to.  ’Til I found out Al Gore was stiffer. (I can’t believe I said that…) Leah

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Is this being taped? Leah

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Patricia, I don’t think so.  The Bill of Rights provides for "inalienable [human] rights."  Just as a dog or a gorilla can’t take the 5th, I don’t think it is a right available to aliens.  I’m sorry if this is an inconvenience. Sincerely, James Hart who is getting paid $3000 a week to spy on ASD (boy that Starr is a real sucker!). – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Alright, time for female ASDers to ‘fess up. How many of you have had sex with President Clinton? ince the special prosecutor is obviously much too busy to scan this newsgroup, fear of subpoenas is no excuse not to answer. Patricia covers her facew with her hands and blushes… and decides to take the Fifth,, Oh, wait a minute! Can aliens plead the Fifth?? <g Patricia

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