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xenu manifesto – loon list

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<snip load of shit Why the feck did you chose to post this to a bunch of irrelevant groups when the people you’re whining about are obviously from groups you didn’t even include on the massive cross-post? YOU are the troll.

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MANIFESTO FOLLOWUP: LOONS OF NOTE: Hello hapless usenet infidels, last week, I spread through the usenet universe my opening shot, naming those things that peeve me so, and thus it should be that I would be asked how I would go about addressing these issues. A simple enough question to answer. In my next address, this one, I shall point out known perpetrators of these peeves, in their various newsgroups; they are evil, and like a wounded sturgeon they have rippled the waters attracting the shark of trolldom. The Loons: By loons I mean of course those who are known for being advocates of the peevage that I eluded to in the first chapter of the manifestoe. In this installment I will itemize the losers in question by category and those who know this type of thing for what it is will look for them in their usenet travels so the ridicule they so desperately deserve will find them. Liberals: Ah, the liberals, they infest almost every newsgroup, and are really just too numerous to single out just one. There are many loons in the list who are liberals, but distinguish themselves in other ways but the liberal persona is something bigger than any one pinhead. Liberals thrive on a nonexistant victim complex, without victims, liberals have noone to champion. Victims are to liberals what national security and patriotism are to right wing loons. Through this crap we have gotten the welfare complex, burdening families with no future three generations deep, the whole feminist myth as well as the myth of homosexuals being a "culture" or the politically correct thought police, who tried and have yet to completely suceed in their Orwellian quest to make sure noone’s feewings get hurt, because then we have no victims. Liberals are only lacking one thing, like atheists, many of whom are liberal or pagan, a moral center. Right Wingers: Mike Sigman: Sigman singles himself out among rightwingers in that he is also a tai chi whackjob as well, but in matters of tai chi, he is at least knowledgable, when it comes to politics he has no clue, and is the epitomy of a reactionary, his mouth/defecator moves before the brain does. He is fond of carrying pigheaded arguments to the bitter end, long after he has been proven wrong. He is quick to judge, and as far as trolling goes, he is not a hard study, he is easily led into making false assumptions,and a typical troll for Sigman is just to keep him saying the things that let him look the fool. His most recent faux pas are regarding Iraq, he has been going back and forth with the liberals in the group, all of whom adhere to the persona archetype described for liberals, He’s funny that funny though is the fact that the liberals lead him by the nose and he still has the notion he’s right. Metrosexual twits: The regulars of alt.politics.homosexuality and the like, these are those that the right wing loons refer to as the gay agenda, actively seeking to recruit new members into their depraved little world, they think they have a legitimate culture, better fashion sense and in some are just superior. This is one case where the right wing nutjobs might actually have a point about there being an agenda. I hate their efeminate mannerisms, their nasally voices, their stupid sense of fashion and their haughty with no reason attitude, gay marriage is a sham for free insurance and they ought to settle for civil unions and deal with it. If this makes me a homophobe then you know that the poli- though police of the liberal left have won. UFO Nuts: Charles Bohne: One of the more coherent ufo nuts, if there is such a thing. He is given to debating with the skeptics, but in comparison with some of the other k00k luminaries of the alien newsgroups, he needs to work on his material to be worth trolling. He is not as fun as some of twits listed below, so lets move on. John F Winston: John is a guy who like me, posts a lot but doesnt generally respond to anyone that follows up his reports on all things ufo, whether the survivors of the Roswell crash or his ongoing communicades from the galactic mothership, federation or some other startrek sounding crap. It’s a shame he doesnt respond because he would be to troll. Twonky: Now going by extremehowa, Twonky is a genuine nutjob, believing he is a hybrid as well as a voice of god. With this loon you get ufos, hybrids, hatred of muslims, religion (kind of), all thrown in to the mix, and get him to respond is not hard, thus starting some good trolls with twonks as the dupe is fun but not too too hard either. Xox: Not sure if this idiot is a newbie or just someone who has escaped my notice, but they seem like they could have some potential, most of their line i’ve read so far seems to indicate he/she/it thinks that an alien invasion is imminent.Seems tempramental to, so you’ll be seeing some alien related trolls coming your way soon. Your’e welcome. Astrology Nuts: Ed Wollman: Ed is thought by many to be the most obsessive astrology nut out there, he has single handedly filed more abuse complaints against a legion of kookologists, he calls them spinics, and has been accused in return of quackery, harassment, plagarism, spamming and even murder. His obsession centers around alt.astrology.metapsych which he thinks is his group, a common k00kism, but despite his claims, the group was never correctly set up as moderated, and that is the center of a years old flame war that is the main life blood of many of the astrology newsgroups. One can troll, joining in on the ongoing shark feed, but you can create what’s already there. Still fun trolling the simpleton if you bear that in mind. Bdan Kettler: An ally of Wollman’s, he doesnt always post often, more sporadic, but definately a spammer. He spams the same never ending anti kookologist propaganda, but on occasion does respond, he isa challenge to the troll, as it takes a little doing to get Dan going, but it can be done. He is however a small time spamming skank with a control fixation. He seems to need a little attention so why not have the trolls out there give him some. Pete Stapleton: Pete is a fun but sad figure. He, like Kettler appears sporadically but unlike Kettler, stapletoon is known for having meltdowns, that are openly fuelled by kookologist pursuit. He is quite temperamental and thus quite trollable. These three goobers are the three stooges of astrology, and all on some level seem to think usenet was built as a marketing platform and get reall upset when people take issue with it. Again, their ongoing flame war has been going for years. Bigfoot nuts: Skywise: Not sure what to make of skywise, he is a bigfoot nut, but holds to the theory like most hard core BF believers that bigfoot exists and is nothing more than some kind of higher primate yet to be discovered. He can be rational and nutty and has many dopplegangers, most of whom are ray the pizzaboi, referred to next. Pizzaboy Ray: Ray is the opposing extreme from skywise, believing bigfoot is a demon, ghost, alien, robot, anything but a normal ape. He and skywise have clogged alt.bigfoot.research with their lover’s quarrel for years, and eac h seems to doppleganger to other. Getting in the middle of this seems pretty doable, but any troll worth the effort isn’t going to waste his time here too long as these two have plenty of time on their hands to troll each other. Beckfyord: A possibel k00ky ally of Ray, is fond of offering as proof of bigfoot those blobbish pictures of a black blob in the woods that you see in a supermarket tabloid. He is nutty and if around, probably pretty easy to get a rise out of. Skywise as stated, is probably the most rational of these three nuts, but they are just that, nuts, ray is pathetic and becky is quite paranoid. A volatile mix, that feeds on it’s own momentum. Peta Nuts: Ray: I love pissing off aniaml rights idiots, they are just that much a bunch of pathetic little scruffy anarchist losers who would rather let your grandmother die of gods knows what than let opne puppy give it’s life for the betterment of the human race. We are the top of the food change and these losers just refuse to come to grips with this. Ray is the typical loser of this crowd. Just recently, he has made the claim that eco terro goons dont destroy property or attack people but when confronted by a guy who claims he was a hunter, ray threatens him, like he has others as well. In short ray lies, and he is obviously evil. I hate him. Dieter: Like Derek and Jon Ball, yes that apparently is his name, are the group weenies of alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, and like all vegan facists he hates meat eaters and will attack you if you hunt, eat meat or just dont buy into their little eco fascist utopia. And by the quickness that they make threats it is fair to assume that these little thugs are eco terrorists and should be actively trolled to expose them for what they are, terrorists. Seduction Artists: Ray Gordon: Simply put, Ray gordon is the life of alt.seduction.fast which is testimony of what a loser he is. He dedicates his time to the seduction and apparently the predation of women, he will threaten to sue at the drop of a hat, and uses this as a thug tactic online, yet thinks the victims of 9/11 deserved it, just ask him. The sad thing is that this newsgroup exists at all, but Ray is it’s epicenter, and the black light of what little soul it has. Ray is the guy mommy warned you about and trolling is his reward. Net stalking Kooks: Joe Bartlo: Joey Bartlo is like a remora of newsgroups, he has gone from newsgroup to newsgroup and goes by the same pattern time after time. He goes into some group that he has interest in, but very quickly will start flaming anyone he doesnt agree with, and before long as ne.weather found out, the newsgroup is nothing but a flame war, only ending when joey is driven … read more »

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