OT: groaner
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<snip *snork* *snork* *snork* Oh, I needed that today! <g Peter
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Thanks Jessica! Another one to send to my mailing list! <g Ally
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. Wasting no time, the chicken gets into the farmer’s Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole. Upon her return, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer’s Mercedes. The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my "thingy" and pull yourself up!!!" And the chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety. The Moral of the Story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks. Jessica 1M+
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A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I’m sorry, ma’am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That’s OK, "she says. "I’ll take two of them…" Barbi — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!!
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So, where is this place? Elle 3m – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I’m sorry, ma’am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That’s OK, "she says. "I’ll take two of them…" Barbi — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!!
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Elle, Does that mean Dave can be mine if I tell???? — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!!
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So, where is this place? Elle 3m A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I’m sorry, ma’am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That’s OK, "she says. "I’ll take two of them…" Barbi — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!! * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet’s Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet – Free!
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. Wasting no time, the chicken gets into the farmer’s Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole. Upon her return, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer’s Mercedes. The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my "thingy" and pull yourself up!!!" And the chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety. The Moral of the Story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks. Jessica 1M+
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<snip *snork* *snork* *snork* Oh, I needed that today! <g Peter
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Thanks Jessica! Another one to send to my mailing list! <g Ally
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A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I’m sorry, ma’am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That’s OK, "she says. "I’ll take two of them…" Barbi — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!!
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So, where is this place? Elle 3m – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I’m sorry, ma’am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That’s OK, "she says. "I’ll take two of them…" Barbi — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!!
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Elle, Does that mean Dave can be mine if I tell???? — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!!
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So, where is this place? Elle 3m A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I’m sorry, ma’am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That’s OK, "she says. "I’ll take two of them…" Barbi — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!! * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet’s Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet – Free!
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