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SPICE GIRL'S BABY

Question:

Man, you need to lighten up, and find a more productive use for your time Gremlin

Response:

"Girl Power" …

That’s all very interesting, but as far as I can discern, none of the Spice Girls play’s guitar, so what’s your point?

Response:

I couldn’t care less what you think of the spice girls.  However, I am a teenager and I am english.  You seem to have very low opinions of both male and female teens, from England, which seem to be based on little more than your ability to spout your mouth off.  I also don’t see why the comment about, quote, "the young murderous English nanny" is relevant, nor tasteful, although you obviously feel strongly about it.  In future perhaps you ought to keep your offending, sweeping generalizations to yourself – this newsgroup is not just for Americans.

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Epic post. To those who think it’s out of place, lighten up! ROFLMMFAO! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – "Girl Power" dropped a few more notches this week with the  birth of a 5-pounder to Spice Girl "Scary Spice."  < great spicy post snipped

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well, it’s good to have a focus. tim

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spud – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – "Girl Power" dropped a few more notches this week with the  birth of a 5-pounder to Spice Girl "Scary Spice."  The response to the event by dancer-husband Jimmy Gulzar: "She is wicked." It seems that Gulzar is confusing the weighty responsibilities of parenthood with one of his hangovers.  On the other hand, maybe he deserves a break. As a "professional dancer" we can’t exactly expect Einstein pronouncements from his ilk. Scary Spice Mel Brown spit out her whelp ahead of bandmate rival Spice Victoria Adams–a move that will encourage pre-teen pregnancy worldwide. Inspired by the Spice Girls, slow-witted teen girls (are there any other kind?) will now think of pregnancy as a badge of honor–snapping their legs wide open at the first wink of a 16-year-old McDonald’s hamburger flipper with a nose ring and a bad case of acne. Showing the ditzy disconnection that befits knocked-up bimbos of her English ilk, Scary inarticulately named her upchuck "Phoenix Chi."  This suggests that she became preggers at 30,000 feet while standing in a restroom on a connecting America West flight between the Arizona city and Illinois. Apparently Scary celebrated the birth of her bimbo-to-be by popping open a bottle of champagne in her hospital bed and chugged down the intoxicating elixir while her newborn longed to suckle an unavailable Spicey tit. Good thing too, since the mother’s milk would have a BAC of .10. Ah, English motherhood never enjoyed a finer moment. We believe the best thing would be for these two parents to give their baby up for adoption. Clearly, they are not cut out to be parents.  They view it as nothing but a publicity stunt orchestrated to pump up their sagging careers.  Child protective services should investigate. Idiot Parents like this need to be stopped before they procreate anew. Maybe Scary plans to higher the young murderous English nanny, who has left carnage behind in America. The remaining Spice Girls–a band slowing sinking into vacuous anonymity–held watch in an adjacent room, showing catlike jealousy towards their bratty lactating mate. In other music news, the abdicating ex-Spicer Geri Halliwell threatens to write a tell-all book.  We can only image the stunning revelations: The Spice girls are in fact musically talentless contrivances of a cynical marketing organization chosen because their 20-something chests haven’t yet begun to point to True South. Sadly, the Spice Girls represent the worst aspects feminism. They prance around on the stage shaking their jello-like womanhood in honor of failed magazine publisher Gloria Steinem and a cryptically hatless Bella Abzug. We call upon the Spice Girls to abandon their band and turn off their ceaseless Baby Machine which is now spitting out whelps with the ferocity of a Salad Shooter. The Spice Girls do not make legitimate music. They simply mouth dubbed tunes that are mass marketed like lemon tarts.  This is a band who has no right to even come close to a guitar, let alone vainly attempt to play one. Girl Power? More like sluttiness run amok.

Response:

Wow, isn’t that a lot of energy to expend on Spice Girls, in a guitar newsgroup? And isn’t even this? Maybe a local newspaper.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -"Girl Power" dropped a few more notches this week with the  birth of a 5-pounder to Spice Girl "Scary Spice."  The response to the event by dancer-husband Jimmy Gulzar: "She is wicked." It seems that Gulzar . . .

Response:

"Girl Power" dropped a few more notches this week with the  birth of a 5-pounder to Spice Girl "Scary Spice."  The response to the event by dancer-husband Jimmy Gulzar: "She is wicked." It seems that Gulzar is confusing the weighty responsibilities of parenthood with one of his hangovers.  On the other hand, maybe he deserves a break. As a "professional dancer" we can’t exactly expect Einstein pronouncements from his ilk. Scary Spice Mel Brown spit out her whelp ahead of bandmate rival Spice Victoria Adams–a move that will encourage pre-teen pregnancy worldwide. Inspired by the Spice Girls, slow-witted teen girls (are there any other kind?) will now think of pregnancy as a badge of honor–snapping their legs wide open at the first wink of a 16-year-old McDonald’s hamburger flipper with a nose ring and a bad case of acne. Showing the ditzy disconnection that befits knocked-up bimbos of her English ilk, Scary inarticulately named her upchuck "Phoenix Chi."  This suggests that she became preggers at 30,000 feet while standing in a restroom on a connecting America West flight between the Arizona city and Illinois. Apparently Scary celebrated the birth of her bimbo-to-be by popping open a bottle of champagne in her hospital bed and chugged down the intoxicating elixir while her newborn longed to suckle an unavailable Spicey tit. Good thing too, since the mother’s milk would have a BAC of .10. Ah, English motherhood never enjoyed a finer moment. We believe the best thing would be for these two parents to give their baby up for adoption. Clearly, they are not cut out to be parents.  They view it as nothing but a publicity stunt orchestrated to pump up their sagging careers.  Child protective services should investigate. Idiot Parents like this need to be stopped before they procreate anew. Maybe Scary plans to higher the young murderous English nanny, who has left carnage behind in America. The remaining Spice Girls–a band slowing sinking into vacuous anonymity–held watch in an adjacent room, showing catlike jealousy towards their bratty lactating mate. In other music news, the abdicating ex-Spicer Geri Halliwell threatens to write a tell-all book.  We can only image the stunning revelations: The Spice girls are in fact musically talentless contrivances of a cynical marketing organization chosen because their 20-something chests haven’t yet begun to point to True South. Sadly, the Spice Girls represent the worst aspects feminism. They prance around on the stage shaking their jello-like womanhood in honor of failed magazine publisher Gloria Steinem and a cryptically hatless Bella Abzug. We call upon the Spice Girls to abandon their band and turn off their ceaseless Baby Machine which is now spitting out whelps with the ferocity of a Salad Shooter. The Spice Girls do not make legitimate music. They simply mouth dubbed tunes that are mass marketed like lemon tarts.  This is a band who has no right to even come close to a guitar, let alone vainly attempt to play one. Girl Power? More like sluttiness run amok.

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