For Susan: Composter For A New Gardener

Question:

Trash can composters…but I’m still tryin’ to come up with a clever name for’em;  "Gandyposters" might be a little confusing…"Gandycomposter?" Nah, too many syllables…wait!  Think I might be on to somethin’ here…ImPoster!  That’s it!

Clever, but I think the "Gandycan" is still best. "Gandyman’s Gandycans", perhaps. But then, you could also call it "Beethoven" as it is for decomposing. Best of all, that means that the drum-style rotating one can be called the "Roll Over Beethoven." Well, I gotta hit it again, today. Regards, Bill — "Those who do not learn the lessons of science fiction are condemned to live them."  

Response:

Gandy Who may have an opening in the marketing dept for Toad…if we can just get him to lay off those hallucinogens a bit…

But the colors of my flowers have never been so brilliant…and everchanging.             8^ D                                (0)_(0)

Response:

Towed, you been foolin’ around out there in the poppy patch again?  :) Actually, Rot Weller might be another name to consider, in case somebody’s already grabbed the Gandycan name…or maybe combine the two!  The Gandycan Rot Weller! You heard it here first, folks! Gandy Who may have an opening in the marketing dept for Toad…if we can just get him to lay off those hallucinogens a bit…

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -How about Gandy Rotters… Huh, Huh kinda catchy Huh, get out your plaid suit…Oh no wait here you go Crazy Gandy Rotters, Oh yeah baby that’s the one, you’ll make a bundle. I can see it now… Gandy dancing around in his red and green plaid suit, lights a flashin’ " That’s right folks I’m CCRRRAAZZZYY Gandy Dancer and I’ve got a product right here to help you with all your compost needs, Why?  because I’m CCRRRAAAZZZYYY. Thats right I’m crazy about composting and what do you need to make compost…Well I’ll tell ya, all you need is one of my patented Gandy Rotters, that right, all you need to do is add you favorites organic material and it will do the rest..CCRRAAZZZYYY isn’t it folks. And Just to show you how CCRRRAAAAAZZZYYY I really am, If you buy Two, that’s right just Two Gandy Rotters I’ll throw in absolutely free, That’s right FREE, juan Original Digger How can I do that you say? Because I’m CCRRRAAAZZZZYY, so come on down and get yours today only at CCCRRRRAAAZZZZZYYY Gandy Dancers." Oh yeah baby that the one. Trash can composters…but I’m still tryin’ to come up with a clever name for’em;  "Gandyposters" might be a little confusing…"Gandycomposter?" Nah, too many syllables…wait!  Think I might be on to somethin’ here…ImPoster!  That’s it! Gandy Who wonders if UPS would deliver horse manure to get my customer’s ImPosters

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