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A Joke to Alienate Everyone

Question:

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman * 2 French men and 1 French woman * 2 German men and 1 German woman * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman * 2 English men and 1 English woman * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman * 2 American men and 1 American woman * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois" * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman * The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman * The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming. * The American woman immediately announced that she is liberated and gay and began the process of liberating the Greek woman; the 2 American men are discussing loneliness * The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism.  But at least it’s not snowing and the taxes are low. * The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don’t remember if sex is in the  picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren’t getting any…..

Response:

    Thanx Nick I need this to-night. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Nicholas Temple wrote: > There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the > following people are stranded:

Response:

Dear Nick…. Thank you for the long, hearty laugh I got when I read this !!!!   I needed it !!   Do you mind if I make a copy and send it to my boss ? —- he’ll love it !!!!   Ummmmm…..let’s see…..the 2 most feasible solutions would be those of the French and Germans…..right ?  Of course….I like the English, too.  ;-) Hugs and Smiles, Gina "And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually…."               — Jimi Hendrix

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